Whatever It Is I Think I See Becomes A Shattered Dream To Me... posted on July 10, 2007 06:36 PM by rethwyll.

In a parallel universe, I would have grown up to become a famously eccentric and brilliant quantum physicist or neurosurgeon or some other similarly poindexter-like occupation. Tragically, though, in THIS universe, my brain was destined for lesser pursuits. Calculus? I couldn't differential my way out of a paper bag. Anatomy? I can't tell my medulla from my oblongata. But darned if I can't sing the entire Tootsie Roll jingle from memory. THIS is what my brain considers vital information, apparently. At least this Tootsie Roll pillow gives me an ironic place to rest my head at night while I weep silent, bitter tears at what might have been...
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