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Stuck On You. (Use Caution.) posted on July 5, 2007 07:13 PM by rethwyll.

photo_070705_magnet.jpgYou can tell a lot about a person from not only what's on the inside of their refrigerator but on the outside, too. Some people create displays of magnetic poetry that would make Walt Whitman want to blow his nose on Leaves of Grass and start over. Other people spend their spare time with a level and a T-square, making sure that everything is at right angles to one another. (These people should probably be on some sort of medication.)

My refrigerator says a lot, too. It says "Check out that huge pile of crap down there on the floor. This person is too cheap to buy decent fridge magnets." Well, let's see who has the last laugh, REFRIGERATOR, when I get my hands on one of these All-Mighty Magnets, the STRONGEST MAGNET IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. Just one of these babies will hold 36 sheets of paper securely pinioned to the fridge door. One of those sheets will probably need to be a warning sign to keep away persons with pacemakers and hearing aids, but it's a small price to pay to FINALLY shut the fridge up. (Hmmm. Perhaps *I* should consider some medication...)

Buy it! All-Mighty Magnet, $4.95, at modernmotive.com.

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