Bloomin' Madness posted on July 26, 2007 07:00 AM by Elliterate.
Suddenly it's all babies, all the time on this blog. Which is cool, I am totally into babies. My hypothesis on the matter is that girls who aren't yet moms (me!) are really into babies because they are basically nice-smelling dolls on which it is socially acceptable to spend lots of money accessorizing. Since I am of the un-sprogged persuasion, I can really only speculate, but I am guessing that the face-smack of reality kicks in right around the first diaper change, when you realize that your chubby doll that you just named Emma or Jack is displaying undeniable signs of giftedness in the arena of pooing.
You know what would rock? If you could hide the part where the pooing happens inside a baby accessory so incredibly awesome that it completely eclipses the un-awesomeness of poo. In 100% unrelated news, I just found myself having the following conversation:
me: would mr. elliterate's-boyfriend totally flip out if he ever discovered that i bought baby clothes in anticipation of as-yet-unborn children that would, in theory, be biologically mine?
brainforest: yes
me: what if, even though they were really expensive, they were on sale?
brainforest: yes
me: what if they were days-of-the-week diaper covers?
brainforest: i would say that I bought them on sale for future friends who will have babies. but keep them for myself secretly.
Buy it! Days Of The Week Bloomies (pack of 7), $75.00 at katespade.com.
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