Ring Sweet Ring posted on June 20, 2007 06:59 PM by rethwyll.

So, based on what my father told me while I was growing up (and why would a person have ANY reason to lie to a little girl?), the world is actually run by tiny little people. There's a little man in the refrigerator who turns on the light when you open the door. There's a wee little guy rubbing two sticks together inside every cigarette lighter. And there's a whole eensy JAZZ COMBO just behind the face of the car radio. (And they know EVERY SONG IN THE WORLD. What are the odds?)
Based on this Microscopic Theory of Societal Anthropology, that would mean that there is a workforce of approximately 373 billion right under our very noses. Where do they go at the end of the day? The refrigerator guy certainly can't stay in there forever! I'm pretty sure at least some of them retire to House and Tree Rings in the suburbs, greeted at the door by even tinier future-refrigerator operators and a stack of miniscule mortgage bills...
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