Now I Need A Cold Shower... posted on May 21, 2007 04:49 PM by rethwyll.

So when you get married and have relations who have weak hearts and delicate constitutions, you need to register for gifts that are..."noncontroversial". No one wants Grandma keeling over in Bed, Bath & Beyond when she sees that you have a full set of "The Exotic Cats of the World" silk bedsheets and 16 highball glasses listed. So you close your eyes, swallow your personality and practice your "Of COURSE I love the green terrycloth towels" face.
Once you're married (or divorced and unconcerned with other peoples' mental hangups), though, it's time to trick out your life with the accoutrements that REALLY say "This is MY bathroom, dammit." Like, oh, say these Pinup Girls Bath Towels. Why wait until your 13th anniversary to buy the modern gift of textiles or furs? You don't play by The Man's rules anymore!
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