Listen To The Man In The Turban posted on December 5, 2006 11:40 AM by rethwyll.
We are all about seeking guidance wherever it can be found, because god knows we could use the help. Magic 8 balls, the daily horoscope, best-2-out-of-3 coin flips: we prefer to let the universe decide our fate whenever possible. (It's called "absolving ourselves of blame".) So when we clapped eyes on our friend ZOLTAR THE ALL-SEEING, DIVINER OF FUTURES THROUGH THE MISTY REACHES OF TIME, we knew that finally, FINALLY, here was an advisor who would never steer us wrong. We mean, look at him! He's wearing a TURBAN, for pete's sake. You don't rock the turban unless you're serious about your MYSTIC POWERS. We can't wait for him to peer into the future and forecast how the universe plans to reward us for all that good karma we've been spreading around. (What, you thought we were letting all those people merge in front of us out of the goodness and generosity of our heart? SURELY YOU JEST.) Money? Power? EPIC LOVE DESTINED TO TRANSCEND THE AGES? Only Zoltar knows for sure. (But just in case we don't like what we hear, we've got the Magic 8 ball on stand-by.)
Via the hilarious chicas at Awesome!.
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