Johnny Tightbeak posted on August 21, 2006 08:36 PM by rethwyll.
It wasn't the first time Plucky had had The Man put the screws to him, and he knew it wouldn't be the last time. The heat had served up a heaping helping of knuckle sandwich, and it was going down hard. He'd just been minding his own business, having a drink down at his favorite watering hole: last he checked, that wasn't a crime. Damn that chick he picked up earlier in the evening! From the moment he'd laid eyes on her, he'd had a feeling that she'd be nothing but trouble; broads with legs like hers -- the ones that start at yesterday morning and go all the way to tomorrow afternoon -- can only lead to heartache. He was staying cool, though; he had plastered a smile on his mug and shut his yap tight. The fuzz wasn't gonna pin this one on him. Not THIS time...
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