Amazing Grease posted on July 23, 2006 10:15 AM by rethwyll.
We are convinced that someday soon, a shepherd in Syria will discover the secret cave where the REAL version of Genesis has been hidden, the version that reveals that God created bacon just after placing the sun in the sky. Bacon. Canadian bacon. Mexican bacon. We love this most delicious of meat-based foods in all of its heavenly incarnations. Until this very moment, however, we were unaware that a) there was such a thing as an artisanal bacon movement and b) it was possible to have artisanal bacon delivered right to ONE'S VERY DOORSTEP.
Such is the genius of the Bacon of the Month Club offered by Grateful Palate. For one entire year, twelve special deliveries (that's one per month for our readers who are vegetarians) of sweet, sweet bacony goodness will be winged to your home by an escort of seraphim trumpeters and choirs of hosanna-ing cherubim.
Membership in the Bacon of the Month Club also entitles you to perks including an official Bacon of the Month Club Pig ballpoint pen and a Bacon t-shirt. We are confident that we are not exaggerating when we state that this is the Greatest Of-The-Month Club in the history of ever.
Thou shalt not hesitate to purchase memberships for all your friends and loved ones! Bacon of the Month Club, $140.00 + S&H, from gratefulpalate.com.
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