All Quiet On The Western Cubicles posted on July 20, 2006 07:55 PM by rethwyll.
Normally, we are against office shenanigans; in today's economy, with thousands of American workers losing their livelihoods to overseas labor, the average employee can ill-afford to waste precious office hours running around engaged in wacky hijinx with nerf guns and whiffle bats and whatnot.
However, there are some situations which demand bold action against one's co-workers: Janice in Finance's cloud of Eau de Overpowering Stench, Bob's endless phonecalls to his divorce lawyer, your officemate's incessant sniffing OH GOD THE NEVERENDING SNIFFING.
In these cases, we fully approve of unleashing the mother of all office supply barrages with the Desktop Repeater Rubber Band Gun. This twelve-shot gatling gun features a high-tech sighting hole to ensures ultra-precise targeting when Janice makes the fatal mistake of wandering too close to your cube on her way to the copier and a rotating, pivoting tripod to minimize the recoil from your blitzkrieg of infinite justice!
Buy it! Desktop Repeater Rubber Band Gun, $49.97, from x-tremegeek.com.
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